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Ski jumping looks like a truly terrifying endeavor.  It combines a few of my ultimate fears, like skiing and falling from high places.  I would not make a good ski jumper.  One of our little American guys totally just botched his landing.  Like fell on his ass.  But I find it really rather impressive that even when these guys bust ass, they just pop right up and go on down the hill.  Last time I went skiing, I ended up sliding down the mountain on my butt.  No popping for me. 

But enough Olympic commentary.  I was totally blindsided by a different type of gym douchebaggery this evening; I’m not sure why I never thought of it before, but there are lady douchebags out there too!  And I saw many of them tonight, all with this one horrible habit: they don’t know how to use the machines.  I don’t know if they can’t read the instructions or are just completely self-absorbed and hopefully deaf.  That loud banging noise that happens when the weights slam together?  That’s not good!  It’s not supposed to do that!  See how no one around you is doing it like that?  I find it’s worst on the torso rotator (or as I prefer to see it, the ultimate back popping machine), where despite explicit instructions printed right at eye level, they somehow don’t comprehend that you’re supposed to do it one way and then the other, not all the way around all at once.  And it would be one thing if it was an old person, or someone who looks like they haven’t stepped in a gym in thirty years.  But it’s always a 95 lb teenage girl who looks like she’s spent 30 hours a week in a gym.  Or throwing up after meals.

Speaking of too skinny for her own good, ice dancing is on!  Skating is just something I could never get into.  I have mad respect for the folks that can do it, and well at that.  And this pair is skating to a Linkin Park song?  What?!?  Yeah, I liked it a lot better with the sound off.  MUTE.  Sorry.  And why on earth is this guy dressed like a clock?  My guess: preparing for his future career as Cogsworth for next year’s Disney on Ice. 

For a second there, I wanted to think that someone should put together a badass Metal On Ice show.  Like with Motorhead and ACDC.  But there’s nothing metal about ice dancing.  Hockey, maybe.  Dancing?  Not so much.  Winter Olympics needs more full-contact sports.  Less figure skating, more Rollerball.  Let’s see some blood splatters on those sequins! 

And that’s why I’ve never been chosen for an olympic committee.

I’m ritch, biotch!

Evening folks. I write to you now while baking and watching Chappelle show. 

Actually, now I’m writing to you from the bedroom.  Remember that thing about silence?  Yeah.  I can’t escape it.  General noise I can take, just not words.  Like Mick in the kitchen now doing my baking dishes?  I’m ok with that.  I’m very ok with that.  Did I ever mention he’s awesome?  We have this fabulous little arrangement where I do all the cooking and he does all the dishes.  It’s perfect.  He’s perfect.  (I was actually just informed that he does the dishes because I “do it wrong”.  Which is the same reason why I don’t let him do laundry.)

Like I said, I’m in the process of baking a pound cake.  Not just any pound cake either, the most delicious amazing pound cake you’ve ever eaten.  And I’m not just saying that.  I’ve made this cake once before, and it was generally agreed that it was the shit.  Only one problem: it’s got sour cream in it.  This may not sound like a problem to you, but in our household it’s a big no-no.  Even Mick hates sour cream, and he’ll eat almost anything.  But a couple weeks ago the HEB Meal Deal was on taco fixins, so there was free sour cream thrown in there; I took that as a sign that I should make another cake.  And two weeks later, I’m getting around to it. 

That and going to the gym is really all I’ve accomplished today.  I encountered another form of gym douchery today: the “I’m gonna get a bar off the little tree thing, walk halfway across the room, and stand right up against the weight rack so none of you guys can get to this whole rack” guy.  WTF are you thinking, guy?  1- if you’re using the bars on the tree thing, why not stand over on that side of the room, you know, where there’s a big open space?  2- ok, you want to come over here where the cool kids hang out or whatever, that’s alright I guess, but why not back the fuck up so some of us can get in front of you and grab some weights, eh?  I mean, I see how hard you have to concentrate on your own sweaty grunting crew cut head right in front of the mirror, eyes all bulging out like you’re being crushed by a giant, and I sure as hell don’t want to intrude or anything.  But when you see three people standing behind you like you’re in their way, you probably are.  Kids, don’t be that guy. 

In a related note, I have callouses on my hands.  From lifting weights.  It feels strange, partly because I’m the only girl who is ever lifting freeweights, at least when I’m there.  It feels even stranger because I caught myself considering buying weightlifting gloves.  Maybe I’m wrong, but just picturing myself wearing weighlifting gloves makes me feel like a douche. 

Uh oh, cake’s almost done.  Gotta run!

Post-birthday Catch Up

Howdy y’all! It’s Monday…and I’m not at work! Woot! I considered it my present to myself to take some PTO today and get some stuff done around the house.  General picking up, laundry, finishing some projects, etc.  Seeing as we were gone all day yesterday, I didn’t get much done then.  Where did we go, you ask?  Well if you haven’t seen the pictures yet, we went to Bastrop State Park in nearby Bastrop, TX. 

oooh, scenic.

scenic overlook

hiking trails at Bastrop State Park

I’d never been out there (and Mick hadn’t been in about 35 years), so it was a neat little excursion.  They’ve got miles and miles of hiking trails that we took advantage of, much to the chagrin of my knees and calves today.  It was fun though.  I posted a lot of pictures on my flickr…go look! 

And of course, on the way home we had to stop for lunch/dinner at the Waffle House.  Because there are few things I love more than a diner breakfast.  And the possibility of breakfast all day?  Yeah.  Awesome.  I’ll say this as well: I don’t know if I’ve ever seen a Waffle House so busy at 4:30 on a Sunday.  Craziness!  But it was delicious as always.  Another quick stop at Amy’s for some ice cream and then we finally headed home.  Just in time too, because a wicked cold front was right behind us.  It went from 70 degrees to 46 (according to the bank sign) in around 20 minutes.  Oh, with 40 mph wind gusts and a bit of rain. 

So that was our lovely day yesterday.  Today Mick had to work, and I’ve just been tooling around a bit.  Went over to Cafe Java for a bit of breakfast, french toast today, then up to the Bluebonnet Yarn Shoppe, where my brother had gotten me a gift card for my birthday.  Sadly, Bluebonnet is another victim of rising rents for central Texas businesses, and is going to be closing in the next week or so.  But that also means they were having a 50% off sale today!  I stocked up pretty good, I gotta say. 

half-price Alchemy, Noro, Louisa Harding, and more!

 

It is sad, though, to see them close.  They’ve always been real nice ladies. 

You know what’s not sad?  I finished my first market bag!  It took longer than I thought, mostly because of the straps, so we’ll see if I can’t pull out three more in the next week. 

cute, huh!

 

So I’m gonna get back to that, plus the laundry (booo).  Tonight we’re off to dinner with dad and Spud for more birthday fun.  Catch ya later kids!

So I just got back from the gym…

Yes, it’s one of those blogs.  But just for a moment so I can tell you about GYM DOUCHEBAG NUMERO UNO!  I’m sure you know the guy: fake tan, fauxhawk, some kinda Jersey Shore ripoff.  So I’m over in the freeweights, minding my business, trying to not look like a pussy with my 10 lb weights, when I see him looking at me in the mirror.  Creepy, right?  So of course I have to walk past him to put my weights up, and when I do he says something to me.  I thought it was pretty obvious by the large white cords hanging from my ears that I don’t wanna talk to anyone, but that didn’t deter mister shiny-pecs.  So I stop, take the time to pause my iPod, and let him know that I couldn’t hear him.  Of course I’m trying to be polite, because maybe I sat in gum or my shoe is untied, giving him the benefit of the doubt that maybe he’s just being courteous.  And he says to me, “So, you come here often?”

Really?  People actually, really say that?  In real life?  I stopped “Bat Out of Hell” for that

For a moment I was relatively speechless; luckily my snark factor kicked in rather quickly and I gave him the “yeah, with my husband”, complete with eyeroll and quick departure from the area.  As you can see, I’m still a little stunned. 

Maybe it’s because I’m a writer and my mind is endlessly arranging and rearranging words, meticulously calculating everything that comes out of my mouth, but a certain part of me expects people to be at least a little creative.  I know that’s probably silly of me, and a lot of people just lack the capacity, the imagination.  And it might be unfair of me to judge someone based on their lack of linguistic skills, but first impressions are key a lot of times.  I wish there was some way to rig a sign, something that tells people “Your large muscles and orange tan do not impress me; your words better make up for it.”  Or something to that effect.  “Come here often?”  Gah.  Wasted words.

Now don’t be hasty, master Merriadock.  It takes a long time to say anything in Old Entish, and we don’t say anything unless it’s worth taking a long time to say.

This is how my brain works, by the way.  Seemingly random quotes and lyrics fly around all the time, occasionally popping into prominence for one reason or another.  You’ll get used to it. 

Also, just FYI, my favorite human-specific curse: ass-douche. 

I feel like a slacker for not having worked harder on Big Green the last couple of days, so I’m going to try and knock some of that out tonight.  I’m almost finished with a section that’s supposed to look like intertwining trees…and it does!  I know I shouldn’t be surprised, but I have a habit of second-guessing myself; it’s always nice, though, when things turn out the way they should.  The trees look like trees!  The schnozzberries taste like schnozzberries!  And it’s all happy times. 

I’m getting more into Game of Thrones too, slowly but surely.  I’m not doing much time on the bike and treadmill, so it’s coming in little spurts.  One trend I’m noticing: incest.  I guess it’s not so unusual for royal families, but it’s still just the tiniest bit surprising when I do come across it.  And I like that.  I like being surprised.  Dune is also progressing quite well, over halfway through now and it still seems like it’s just getting going.  I guess that’s the idea when you have a series of 700 books.  And maybe that was a detrement of me watching the movie first: I already know what’s coming and I keep thinking, “ok when are they gonna get to this part?”  Luckily all the stuff that didn’t get into the movie is really pretty awesome, so I’m definitely not getting bored in the least. 

Now I think I’m going to have myself a hot bath and a cup of tea, then some knitting work.  I hear Mick plugging away in the other room, so you should have something wonderful to read from him very soon too!  Take care, my preciouses.  Hasta manana.

Not much.

Another day in paradise here at Casa de Tomlinson.  Mick is working so things are very very quiet.  Slightly quieter than they were an hour ago though; I thought I was losing my mind and hearing weird electric staticy noises, but no!  The tv and VCR in Mick’s office had been on for who knows how long.  Off now, no crazy Tara.  I know you’re excited with me.  Woo!

Alright, maybe not that excited.  But I’m tired, cut me some slack.  This gym thing, while being really awesome and great for my general feeling of well-being, makes me freakin exhausted at night.  I don’t know the last time I exercised so much in 72 hours.  Rehab, probably.  But the exhaustion, much like the aching in my elbows and various muscles, actually feels kind of good.  It’s rewarding, I feel like I’m accomplishing something.  Something more instantly noticeable than physical results.  Cuz I’ll tell ya, three days on that bike and my ass is still jiggly.  (I know my husband is getting all cringy now; he seems to be under the incomprehensible impression that jiggly ass is a good thing…I can’t figure it out.  And for some reason he’s really against the idea of me having any muscle mass or definition at all.  I’m at a loss.)  Well, I’m not giving up, I’m gonna keep at it.  You’ll see!

But I promise I won’t blog about it every single day. 

Unfortunately I don’t have much else on my plate at the moment.  I just started a big new knitting project that I’m really excited about.  It’s a secret though, I can’t talk about it yet.  Yes, it’s a gift, and I want it to be a complete surprise.  Suffice it to say that it’s quite large and quite green.  2000 yards of yarn are going into this puppy.  If it turns out half as nice as the picture, I’ll be happy. 

Well, like I said, not much going on today.  Hopefully tomorrow will bode better.  Or I bet Mick will have interesting things to say!  He always does, he’s better at this than me.  I’ll catch up with you folks manana.

(right here)

 

Couldn’t help myself, sorry.  Came across that in my daily perusings of the Cheezburger Network and it made me happy.  Or happier, I should say, as I already have myself a pot of Gyokuro Kin and am rockin the ELO, which is a recipe for instant happiness, if you ask me.  Also on my list of delightful things for today, I ate lunch at a restaurant that serves nothing but grilled cheese sandwiches and soup.  Not just any grilled cheese sandwiches, mind you, fancy schmancy grilled cheese sandwiches!  I had a gruyere/havarti on rye with tomato basil soup, and it was amazing.  I hear they have a pretty rockin mac and cheese too, which I will have to try at a later date.  Because I will be going back, that is for damn sure.  If you’re in town, check it out: Chedd’s in The Triangle (at the intersection of Lamar and Guadalupe); I hear they’re a franchise too, so check their website to see if there’s one near you. 

And in case you’re wondering, yes we went to the gym last night and I had a blast.  Mick, on the other hand, doesn’t seem too sure about the whole thing yet.  But for me, it felt great to get back into the swing of things.  I’ve always enjoyed exercising and it definitely felt good to burn a little.  And, even better, it doesn’t look like I’m too far from where I left off!  At least on the machines, I’m using the same amount of weight I was three years ago without much strain.  Today I’m getting back on the freeweights, even though I’m sure my form has gone to shit and I’ll probably have to start with 5s and 10s.  Only complaint is the place was a bit crowded, but what do you expect at 5:30?  We’ll see if 4:00 does me any better today.

I did start reading A Game of Thrones yesterday while on the treadmill, but I only got about 10 pages into it.  So no news to report there, sorry.  I’m still working my way through Dune, though, and still really loving it despite having fallen asleep while reading the last two nights.  Not indicative of the novel, just of me being exhausted. 

I wasn’t planning on going anywhere serious with this blog today, but something’s been bugging me all day and I just feel like venting before it stews into anger.  I mentioned earlier that I’m a follower of Amanda Palmer on Twitter; I do this because I think she’s interesting, she’s intelligent, and she’s ballsy.  These are all things I admire in people and hope to cultivate in myself.  Now I don’t give two shits about the Golden Globes, but I did catch the photos of her and Neil on the red carpet and have read some rather snarky postings regarding her outfit and conduct.  I believe the word “famewhore” was tossed around.  And I wanted to grab and shake these commenters violently!  There is a difference between a famewhore attitude and a not-giving-a-fuck attitude.  It may be a blurry one, but it’s there.  And I can understand, in these days of realityTV and people being famous simply for being famous, that people are used to the famewhore celebrity thing and the bitches that sport it (Real Housewives? Jersey Shore?).  But (and permit me to speak about a person like I know them even though I really don’t) I gotta say that from everything I’ve read about the woman, mostly from her own mouth, Amanda Palmer does not strike me as a famewhore.  She is fucked up and weird in the best sorts of ways, talented, creative, and quite a lovely creature, and I think she should be appreciated for those qualities.  And what struck me as ironic is that the commenters and such that were crying “famewhore” also kept repeating the phrase “I’ve never heard of this person” and the like.  I guess what I’m getting at is this: I am so glad I’m not famous.  Because I could see myself getting into many similar situations and cast into a similar pool; I guess not giving a damn should preclude me from worrying about what’s written about me in blogs and on postings, but I think that it would irritate me just a little.  I’d probably act along the lines of Felicia Day in her stand against Vanity Fair: a mature, well-written response explaining my side of things and nicely telling you to fuck off with your ignorant self.  And I guess one of the things that really bugs me is that in both cases (Amanda and Felicia), the prime offenders were women!  And rather than being proud of an intelligent ballsy woman doing what she wants and defining her own happiness, they try to tear her down and belittle her accomplishments.  Can you explain that to me?  I’m not saying we should all lock arms and sing kumbaya and have a big estrogen-fest, but why not give some props to a girl who decides to be more than just a pretty face (even though she’s definitely got one of those too, and a pair of legs to boot)?  Is it ignorance?  Jealousy?  I just can’t understand it.  Whatever it is, I think I speak for a great many when I say “Amanda, I got your back.” 

(That’s when I throw down the microphone and do a Diamond Dave leap off my soapbox.)

Oh yeah, and if anyone has some first-hand (or close) knowledge of hoodoo and/or Hatian voodoo, I’m getting ready to kick off a new screenplay while the other one is lost in the quagmire of not-eve-pre-production.  Shoot me an email or something.  There just might be a pie in it for you!

short and sweet. like me.

Hey there kiddos.  This one’s gonna be quick, because I’m exhausted and feel like ass.  It’s been a busy day in Tara-land…I did go and get us signed up at the gym, which is pretty exciting.  We’ve got a pair of brand new gym bags, black for Mick and zebra striped for me (what would you expect??).  Mick’s got some new tennis shoes and I’ve got a fresh 6-pack of  “a-shirts”.  It’s an exciting adventure for the Tomlinsons! 

At the moment I’m switching between watching 24 and watching Mick lace his new shoes.  I’m considering ice cream as well.  I should probably get it out of the house while I still can. 

Take care, I promise I’ll have more for you tomorrow!

Hey kiddos, are we all having a lovely Sunday afternoon?  Good, good, me too.  That’s right, I’m not up writing at an ungodly hour of the morning today!  Hooray!  It has been a bit of a busy day anyways.  Aside from my usual Sunday ritual of a big breakfast, watching the DVRed episode of As Time Goes By, and finishing up the laundry for the week, I began a journey today.  Not just for me, but for Mick too.  I bought excercise clothes. 

(Cue dramatic music…now!)

That’s right folks, no longer will we be content with a flabby existence!  We’re getting our shit together!  We’re joining a gym!  I’m not sure what finally pushed me over the edge, maybe the fact that I’m on my ass for 9 hours a day, eating unhealthy foods for lunch, then by the time I get home it’s almost dark and cold, or really effin hot for 7 months of the year.  And I used to be able to convince myself to get out and take the wolf with me, cuz she’s all cooped up too.  But now there’s no wolf, so not only have I lost my trail running buddy, but most of my motivation is gone as well.  I’m sure another point that might have pushed me was the new gym that opened by work and its big sign that says “$10 a month!”  I am easily swayed by bargains (you may have noticed), and ten bucks is pretty cheap indeed.  I could pay for myself and Mick and still be shelling out less than I did when I went to Gold’s. 

And so it was decided.  Mick gave me some cash and sent me on a spree this afternoon, and I raided the Academy clearance racks and brought home quite a bit of stuff.  Tomorrow I go do the sign up business, and then we’re on!  I’ll probably keep you posted as to our progress (no embarrasing before/after photos though, sorry).  And as a condolence, I’ve asked Mick to treat me to a pizza buffet for dinner.  One last hurrah before the end, I suppose. 

Well, it’s a slow news day here and I’m pretty exhausted already, so I’m going to leave it at that for today.  I’m hoping for more exictement tomorrow.  Cross your fingers!

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